True Friend till the End

i saw this story on this blog
you should check it out
shes funny
http://soyouwanna.blogspot.com/

Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever shit you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.This is my oath...I pledge it till the end."Why?" you may ask, because you are my friend. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friendwill help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel hahaha